Friday, May 20, 2011

E3 Press Conferences

Other than the Sony mishap, there's not much news to talk about is there? So I'm focusing (yet again) on E3 and what to expect from the 3 big press conferences held by Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft. So the company with the least amount of news going into E3 is Microsoft, and they are kicking off the show conferences.

1. Microsoft - The Underdog



On June 6th, at 10am, Microsoft will be taking the stage for their conference. And truthfully...nobody really knows what to expect. The obvious thing will be Kinect games and going from the rumblings around the web, they will try to bring in some fans with some core games. Child of Eden is a good possibility with it's release being the following week and I'll go so far as to say a Dance Central 2 after the critical acclaim it received the previous year. I would also expect them to discuss a lot of features that they are talking about for it and an idea of when to see those.

Expect new features for the X-Box like they do yearly. With the acquisition of Skype, that has to be included in the conference somewhere and how that will be brought into the system. New avatar stuff comes about every year with some sort of app that nobody really cares about but Microsoft will include anyways.

I would expect to hear something Halo related, whether it be a new game but it seems more likely for a re-release of a previous game. I've heard a lot of the original being the re-release, but I could see them go the Sony route and re-release the first two games on a collection disc ala God of War, Tomb Raider, etc. The recent news of the Alan Wake downloadable makes that a possibility of something to be shown and I would say it's a safe bet that a Forza is also in the works. Gears of War 3 is a given since that is coming out this year. Oh, and expect a tease of the summer sales they tend to do with the new arcade games to come out. They also normally announce some sort of exclusive with a game like Call of Duty and the map packs, so with the new Modern Warfare coming out, exclusivity with new DLC for that.

Lastly will be a price cut. In fact, I'll say it here. Price cut on all console systems, not just X-Box. I would say Kinect as well, but with the success of it still selling, if a price cut is in the works it will probably wait until Winter for the Christmas rush. Speaking of Kinect, also expect them to continually praise it's success until you hear crickets and snores from the audience. We've heard the same "Kinect is the fastest selling..." discussion since it's release, we don't need it taking up valuable time at the press conference that's supposed to intrigue people for the future.

Unless Microsoft has something hidden behind a big curtain this year, this press conference will be a dud. Kinect will be a big focus since it's the only thing close to a "new system" that they have to compete with Sony and Nintendo's new systems. They need to show games though, not just for Kinect, but for the console as well. They shouldn't rely heavily on 3rd party games to carry their system this year, because the other two consoles are releasing a ton of system exclusive content. They need to WOW with Kinect and they have to get gamers psyched up for future 360-exclusive releases if they even want people to remember they were there this E3.


2. Sony - Winning People Back



The past couple months have NOT been kind to Sony. If the Geohot mess wasn't bad enough, the hackers last month certainly was. So this E3 conference is a major event for Sony especially so soon after the new PSN arrives and the "Welcome Back Program" looms in the future. Which leads me into what will happen on June 6th at 5pm...

Do they address it, or don't they? Part of me thinks they want to move on and try to just impress the hell out of everybody in an attempt to make them forget. It's been discussed pretty extensively the past few weeks and will be for the next two at least. But...it's the elephant in the room. The big fat elephant they have dancing on their projection screen while they try to sell us on the NGP. They have to address it. An apology will be made I'm sure and I think they will also reiterate how important their consumers security is and they will then go into detail about the situation and what they have done to make it better. I also don't expect us to see the "Welcome Back Package" until E3 or maybe slightly after just so they can bring it up as a "see...we care!" way to finish that topic.

I'm sure the Playstation Phone...Xperia Play...whatever it's called will also be talked about. Most people won't care, but I'm sure there will be a few minutes just for this phone and what it can do.

But...the NGP will be the big thing for Sony. We'll get to see it running with games like Uncharted and Wipeout and they let us know all the specs and details about the system and even the release date, price, and list of games. If they don't, they are foolish. They may discuss the PSP and how they plan on improving that with the NGP, but I see a decent portion of the conference being devoted to this new handheld with cheap shots thrown at Nintendo about gimmicky 3D (before they go into their 3D Playstation games and televisions part of the show).

Then out come the games. Twisted Metal was the big reveal last year, so I'm not expecting that to be the finale but it's expected to have something at the conference. The same with Resistance 3, Uncharted 3, The Last Guardian, Dark Souls (maybe), the upcoming Final Fantasy and some news on more collections such as the Ico/Shadow of the Colossus one and probably show us what that looks like cleaned up. The finale, in my mind, has to be The Last Guardian. People have wanted more on that game than any other the past few years and it's time it came out. I'm calling it now...Gameplay will be shown and a release date will be given.

Sony has the potential to be the big show. Nintendo has all eyes on them for their new console reveal, so Sony will have to put the effort in to divert the attention their way. If they do it correctly, and Nintendo fails to impress, Sony has this one in the bag. The PSP was a disappointment (let's not even mention the GO), so a big focus will be on promoting the NGP and they have to have it a decent price to compete with the 3DS regardless of what it can do. They need to acknowledge the recent hackings if only to get it out of the way especially since people are wanting to hear Sony discuss it. And finally, show us that extensive PS3 exclusive list of games to expect that people often overlook for the X-Box's piddly exclusives.

3. Nintendo - All or Nothing



The day everyone is waiting for is June 7th. At 9 in the morning, Nintendo takes the stage with big expectations and hopeful explanations.Their conference will be divided into 3 sections: 3DS, Wii, and Cafe'. Now, will the 3DS go before or after the Wii? It is just their handheld system and they tend to get less love at press conferences than consoles, but with the Wii dying, I can see the 3DS going second. However, if they want to promote the Cafe' right (and depending if they have games to show), they will show the Wii THEN Cafe' if only to show the major differences between the systems.

The 3DS has sold well, but not to Nintendo's liking. They will address this and show how they plan on improving this. So...bring out the 3DS games. The list of games that came out last year will have footage for this year along with seeing what that Super Mario Bros title tease is all about. They know one of the major downfalls of the 3DS was the lack of games so they want to prove everyone wrong and show that it wasn't wrong for them to purchase this system. Zelda, Mario Kart, Super Mario Bros 3 (?), the e-shop, and more will be discussed in this portion of the conference. Oh. Price drop for the handheld as well and maybe a new iteration by the end of the year.

The Wii is dying, but not quite dead. They will still show games that will be coming out this year, similar to what they did last year with games like Donkey Kong, Kirby, etc. Games we weren't expecting, but will see for the Wii shall be announced that will come out before the year's end and of course the one we do know about: Skyward Sword. The problem is, again, the Wii is on it's last legs. Other than some new game announcements and a price decrease, there's not much going for this system this E3. If anything, it's just to help propel the new system to the fanbase.

The big announcement of E3! PROJECT CAFE! The mysteries will be unveiled. What will it look like!? The the hell is the deal with the controller!? Are the graphics really better!? These questions and more will all be answered. This is what everyone wants to know and see at E3. Nintendo can win back a large portion of the hardcore gamers they lost with the Wii, or they can utterly disappoint everyone with a lackluster system that barely competes with the current gen of consoles. What happens here will help dictate the pace of the next generation of consoles. Sony and Microsoft are definately keeping an eye on this console and if it looks like it will be a beast, it could cause them to speed up towards their next system as well. I'm not sure exactly what Nintendo will show, but if they are shooting for the core audience I would expect big name developers to be mentioned, maybe some video of what games will look like, and the hardware itself at the very least. They may hold off on showing the controller, but since it's not as big of a departure that the wiimote was, I don't see them keeping that a secret.

Nintendo's conference will be the most interesting. This is the one people are looking forward to but can Nintendo show enough leading up to the reveal of Project Cafe to interest people? The console itself may show too much or too little and like any reveal can cause some ripples in the fandom. The 3DS didn't get the greatest reception upon it's reveal, it wasn't until people had it in their hands before it really took off. This console could be the same. If Nintendo has a lackluster showing for Project Cafe, the rest of their show will be scoffed at. The 3DS is to help people feel better about their purchase, the Wii is to bide the time until the new console, and the Cafe is supposed to have people excited for the future. If Cafe' is disliked, nobody will care about the Wii releases since those are dying out anyways and the 3DS is just a handheld so it's not held up to the same standards of a console and that news will play 2nd fiddle anyways.


It is coming. We are just a few weeks away and most things are pure speculation at this point. News tends to be pretty dead up until E3 (unless smaller devs want to get SOME mention before the wave of news hits), but with what's coming up, can everything deliver? There's a lot of hope for what's coming out in Sony and Nintendo's camp, and Microsoft has people scratching their heads. But if last year was any indication, anything can happen. It is coming. We are just a few weeks away...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Project: Headline

With the recent hype for E3 and the Nintendo press conference, I was thinking back to previous game systems and what they used to be called. Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?


1. Atari 2600 - Stella

Nothing like naming your game system after the fat aunt you hate who comes over every Thanksgiving but only brings baked beans.



2. Atari 5200 - Pam



So to show progression in the system, let's give this system a name slightly more with the times but just older than this generation would like.

3. Game Boy Advance - Atlantis



I understand that Atlantis is a great mythical city, but you would think you would pick one that didn't get lost in time.


4. Dreamcast - Katana



Maybe this was code named Katana because they thought it was cool, sharp, sleek. Instead it resembled it more by putting it in a closet and showing it to friends every now and then.


5. Nintendo 64 - Project Reality



In reality, everyone and everything is blocky, moves awkwardly, and always holds something poorly designed.


6. Gamecube - Dolphin



The only thing I can think of that would make this understandable is that dolphins are friendly. And it's hard to not be friends with someone who owned a Gamecube. Especially if they were kind enough to carry it to your house using that cool handle on the back.


7. X-Box - MARZ, then VERV, then TAC



What is...the last name of a comic book writer, what "swerve" sounds like in an accent, and half of the name of the edible candy I love.

8. Nintendo DS - Iris, then Nitro



Iris sounds like it was trying to recapture the greatness of the codenames the Atari once had, went against that with a cool American Gladiator name, then stuck with something more of their fanbase would understand. Two letters.

9. Wii - Revolution



Really great name, especially after the sales numbers and the people it pulled in. Unfortunately the Revolution was only backed by a few big names, while most people set up carnival games and sports.

10. X-Box 360 - Xenon



My name is Xenon. I am your new overlord. I am connecting everyone in a hivemind mentality. I call it...LIVE. If you would like this to continue, please give me $50 a year or else I will have to red ring you to death!

11. X-Box Kinect - Natal



Natal is probably my favorite on this list. For some reason, it just makes me feel good. NATAL. Gentle. Soft. Kind. Something I would like. And ultimately forget about because they decide to only be interesting maybe once a year.


12. ??????? - Project Cafe'



Now to Project Cafe', the future drink of Starbucks. Here's hoping it's not a ridiculously priced item for something I can get cheaper, and possibly better, somewhere else.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Execrable, Excrutiating, Exhausting = E3?

I love dork culture. I've read comics since I was six, I love cartoons and have always wanted to get into more anime, and I love video games. So one of the exciting moments of the year is the week of E3. The lead in to it is always exciting especially if there are rumors going around like there is now with the new Nintendo console. Add to the fact the ability to watch the press conferences (and possibly receive new consoles...), play builds of games that haven't come out yet, see new stuff that hadn't been announced, and talk to people in the business to see how their games are going. It's exciting.

Yet, every year is the same. Journalists whine and complain about E3 and I have to ask...WHY?! Video games are fun. Finding out more about these games are fun. Playing games that regular people don't yet get to play is fun. You are in a position that people who love these games would love to be in. But every year I hear the same dreadful moans from gaming journalists who have to go and spend a week of their lives who have to report on similar stuff that they normally talk about throughout the year. Except, this is a week with new video games, new trailers, new info, new screenshots, NEW NEW NEW. They are fortunate to be in a job position that is not only hardly difficult, but they are being paid to do things they enjoy. Play and learn about video games.

So to all the lucky ones going to E3: Don't be miserable. There are a lot of people who want to be in your shoes. And it's not like the journalists that go are doing something others can't do. Get information, then relay that to your site/magazine with occassional opinions mixed in if it's that kind of article. So please, be enthusiastic. Because it's so frustrating when people that don't go or can't go have to hear you all bitch and complain about something that should be more enjoyable.